1. Captain Hammer is my one and only nemesis (not you, or you, or--do I even know you?)
2. BFF = Moist who is also my roommate
3. I live in an apartment in LA. Not the nicest place, but it could always be worse.
4. I'm in love (yes, with a girl5. I have no idea if she'd get with me, and that kind of really sucks
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